What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 02:35
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do you think about a sister's love?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
So they tried
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Auto-Parts Bankruptcy Is the First Big Casualty of Tariff War - WSJ
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
What made you feel disgusted today?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...